August 2012
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
“For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via hookedheart)
sallytabart:
i am your occasional lover late night call insignificant other
divination:
my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME
erytheis asked: PS ARE YOU GOING TO THE RACES
liesareforthe-weak asked: you were one of the first blogs i followed that must have been like 2 years ago or something and i still love it!
pxcls:
Me: Damn, go to bed it’s late. Summer: It too hot negga
onedirectionstraighttohell:
nah you know what
i’m gonna end tonight on a positive note
and remind you all that puppies
me after running for 30 seconds: i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing
“If people could see me the way I see myself - if they could live in my memories...”
– John Green
